hails from Salt Lake City, Utah. Shes married and has 10 children. Even though shes a stay at home mom, she manages to keep busy. Her typical day begins around 5:30 when she gets up and reads 9 chapters from the scriptures. After jogging 12 miles, shes home in time to make a hearty, healthy breakfast and oversee the practicing of musical instruments by her children. Once breakfast is over, family scripture study completed, children and husband sent off to school and work, Patty takes the 5 younger children with her as she does her visiting teaching. Arriving home in time for lunch, she saves time by also preparing the weeks dinners in advance while the smaller children teach each other the alphabet. Then the children go down for naps while Patty has a few moments to herself. She likes to spend her free time sewing clothes for the whole family and baking whole wheat bread. As the older children arrive home from school, she treats them to milk and freshly baked cookies before helping them with their homework and science fair projects. Her favorite time of the day is when shes cleaning the house because cleanliness is next to godliness.
is from Provo, Utah. He is married to his high school sweetheart and they have eight children with one on the way. He is currently serving as 1st counselor in the Bishopric as well as being the seminary teacher. Although going to work each day, Peter finds time to make welfare visits during his lunch hour. On his way home from work, he stops to make the familys food storage purchases whenever theres a good sale. Once home, Peter likes to spend time in the familys acre garden. Hes known for his generosity with his abundant zucchini harvest. During dinner, Peter loves to hear how each childs day at school went and they have fun trying to liken the scriptures to the events of the day. Then its off to do his home teaching and driving the older children to young men and young womens. Peters hobbies include family history, writing talks for sacrament meetings, and mowing the lawn/shoveling the driveway.
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